serendipity

u r at a page full of stuff, i hope you like stuff.

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(Source: sorry, via fake-mermaid)

rocknrollercoaster:

it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father

like

?????

some people really have that????

that’s incredible

(via yolucas)

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

(via calumhemmings)

jexten:

u can like problematic people!!! just dont disrespect people that were offended because u cant accept the fact someone you like fucked up!!! stop making excuses!! stop silencing people who were offended and start listening!! damn is it so hard

(via calumtea)

hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

(via radsluke)

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

(via fake-mermaid)